Anonymous Older Brother At Large

In the kitchen as I (Anonymous Oldest Sister) do dishes:

Anonymous Older Brother (enters room while speaking, gazing at the ceiling): What do you think the penalty would be for setting off an atomic bomb?

Me: (without turning from the sink) Death. Lots of death.

Anonymous Older Brother: (really considering this) I mean, would it be treason, or just defacing property?

Me: Felony. Definitely a felony.

Anonymous Older Brother: What if I did it somewhere that no one hung out at? Like Detroit?


And that, ladies and gents, is that.